There's gnome place like home....

And now for a bit of payback...da dotta makes da gnome for da mudda. Happy Birthday Mudda!

Happy Birthday Fuzzball

Fuzzball -

Huffy Buffy from your (whacked out?) sista and mudda. The prospect of sewing and embellishing thirty gnomes would have been daunting, but for the fact that we love you and you only turn 30 once. Now that we're done making gnomes, perhaps we should start working on gifts for your 40th birthday??

PS - Your favorite brother-in-law wanted an oompa-loompa gnome. Perhaps one will arrive before your half birthday.

In the beginning...

An overzealous girl and her gullible mother hatched a plan. With easy access to wool felt and sequins, the pair produced a large fellowship of gnomes of varying shapes and sizes to commemorate the 30th birthday of their dearly loved sister/daughter, Fuzzball.*

*Names have been changed to protect the innocent victims of 1980's home perms.

All Creatures Great and Small

Welcome to Christmases past and present. If you look hard, you might even see the future.

Pig...er Gnome Pile

Travel Buds

Fuzzball has traveled the world over, so selecting just a few representative countries was a tall order. We ended up going with countries specializing in slivo, gelato, and fricadellas. Three guesses as to the actual countries. First person with three correct identifications will win a gnome. (Country of origin tbd.)

Gnomenculture class photo

As always, the class clown is mooning the camera.